Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I cannot overemphasize the importance \ | of good grammar. | | | | What a crock. I could easily | | overemphasize the importance of good | | grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad | | grammar is the leading cause of slow, | | painful death in North America," or | | "Without good grammar, the United | | States would have lost World War II." | | | | -- Dave Barry, "An Utterly Absurd Look | \ at Grammar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;