Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Never trust an automatic pistol or a \ | D.A.'s deal. | | | \ -- John Dillinger / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;