Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "We're not talking about the same \ | thing," he said. "For you the world is | | weird because if you're not bored with | | it you're at odds with it. For me the | | world is weird because it is | | stupendous, awesome, mysterious, | | unfathomable; my interest has been to | | convince you that you must accept | | responsibility for being here, in this | | marvelous world, in this marvelous | | desert, in this marvelous time. I | | wanted to convince you that you must | | learn to make every act count, since | | you are going to be here for only a | | short while, in fact, too short for | | witnessing all the marvels of it." | | | \ -- Don Juan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;