Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The three questions of greatest concern \ | are -- 1. Is it attractive? 2. Is it | | amusing? 3. Does it know its place? | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;