Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The use of anthropomorphic terminology \ | when dealing with computing systems is | | a symptom of professional immaturity. | | | \ -- Edsger Dijkstra / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;