Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "If people are good only because they \ | fear punishment, and hope for reward, | | then we are a sorry lot indeed." | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;