Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass \ | empty. Fault: Glass being held at | | incorrect angle. Action Required: Turn | | glass other way up so that open end | | points | | | | toward ceiling. | | | | Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: | | Improper bladder control. Action | | Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. | | After a while complain | | | | to the owner about its lack of house | | training and | | | | demand a beer as compensation. | | | \ -- Bar Troubleshooting / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;