Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "If you don't want your dog to have bad \ | breath, do what I do: Pour a little | | Lavoris in the toilet." | | | \ -- Jay Leno / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;