Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lady Nancy Astor: \ | | | "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd | | put poison in your coffee." Winston | | Churchill: | | | | "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink | \ it." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;