Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / This is for all ill-treated fellows \ | | | Unborn and unbegot, For them to read | | when they're in trouble | | | | And I am not. | | | \ -- A. E. Housman / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;