Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "An entire fraternity of strapping \ | Wall-Street-bound youth. Hell - this is | | going to be a blood bath!" | | | \ -- Post Bros. Comics / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;