Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Triumph without Victory, The \ | Unreported History of the Persian | | | | Gulf War", -Headline published in the | | U.S. News & World Report, | | | \ 1992. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;