Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Sometimes I get the feeling that there \ | are orgies going on all over New York | | City, and somebody says, "Let's call | | Desmond," and somebody else says, "Why | | bother? He's probably home reading the | | Encyclopedia Britannica." | | | \ -- Paul Desmond, jazz saxophonist / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;