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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Dear Mister Language Person: I am       \
| curious about the expression, "Part of  |
| this complete breakfast". The way it    |
| comes up is, my 5-year-old will be      |
| watching TV cartoon shows in the        |
| morning, and they'll show a commercial  |
| for a children's compressed breakfast   |
| compound such as "Froot Loops" or       |
| "Lucky Charms", and they always show it |
| sitting on a table next to some actual  |
| food such as eggs, and the announcer    |
| always says: "Part of this complete     |
| breakfast". Don't that really mean,     |
| "Adjacent to this complete breakfast",  |
| or "On the same table as this complete  |
| breakfast"? And couldn't they make      |
| essentially the same claim if, instead  |
| of Froot Loops, they put a can of       |
| shaving cream there, or a dead bat?     |
|                                         |
| Answer: Yes.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"      /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;