Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Mister Language Person: I am \ | curious about the expression, "Part of | | this complete breakfast". The way it | | comes up is, my 5-year-old will be | | watching TV cartoon shows in the | | morning, and they'll show a commercial | | for a children's compressed breakfast | | compound such as "Froot Loops" or | | "Lucky Charms", and they always show it | | sitting on a table next to some actual | | food such as eggs, and the announcer | | always says: "Part of this complete | | breakfast". Don't that really mean, | | "Adjacent to this complete breakfast", | | or "On the same table as this complete | | breakfast"? And couldn't they make | | essentially the same claim if, instead | | of Froot Loops, they put a can of | | shaving cream there, or a dead bat? | | | | Answer: Yes. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;