Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Kids, the seven basic food groups are \ | GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA, PESTICIDES, | | ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK | \ DUDS!! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;