Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Herth's Law: \ | | | He who turns the other cheek too far | \ gets it in the neck. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;