Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I hold it, that a little rebellion, now \ | and then, is a good thing... | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;