Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: What do you call the scratches that \ | you get when a female | | | \ sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;