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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Felix Catus is your taxonomic           \
| nomenclature, An endothermic quadroped, |
| carnivorous by nature. Your visual,     |
| olfactory, and auditory senses          |
| Contribute to your hunting skills and   |
| natural defenses. I find myself         |
| intrigued by your sub-vocal             |
| oscillations, A singular development of |
| cat communications That obviates your   |
| basic hedonistic predelection For a     |
| rhythmic stroking of your fur to        |
| demonstrate affection. A tail is quite  |
| essential for your acrobatic talents:   |
| You would not be so agile if you lacked |
| its counterbalance; And when not being  |
| utilitized to aid in locomotion, It     |
| often serves to illustrate the state of |
| your emotion. Oh Spot, the complex      |
| levels of behavior you display Connote  |
| a fairly well-developed cognitive       |
| array. And though you are not sentient, |
| Spot, and do not comprehend, I          |
| nonetheless consider you a true and     |
| valued friend.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Lt. Cmdr. Data, "An Ode to Spot"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;