Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Felix Catus is your taxonomic \ | nomenclature, An endothermic quadroped, | | carnivorous by nature. Your visual, | | olfactory, and auditory senses | | Contribute to your hunting skills and | | natural defenses. I find myself | | intrigued by your sub-vocal | | oscillations, A singular development of | | cat communications That obviates your | | basic hedonistic predelection For a | | rhythmic stroking of your fur to | | demonstrate affection. A tail is quite | | essential for your acrobatic talents: | | You would not be so agile if you lacked | | its counterbalance; And when not being | | utilitized to aid in locomotion, It | | often serves to illustrate the state of | | your emotion. Oh Spot, the complex | | levels of behavior you display Connote | | a fairly well-developed cognitive | | array. And though you are not sentient, | | Spot, and do not comprehend, I | | nonetheless consider you a true and | | valued friend. | | | \ -- Lt. Cmdr. Data, "An Ode to Spot" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;