Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Fashion is a form of ugliness so \ | intolerable that we have to alter it | | every six months. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;