Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard \ | floated back to his hood as he reported | | to Fafhrd: "I have seen much, yet | | cannot explain all. The Gray Mouser is | | exactly twenty-five feet below the | | deepest cellar in the palace of | | Gilpkerio Kistomerces. Even though | | twenty-four parts in twenty-five of him | | are dead, he is alive. | | | | "Now about Lankhmar. She's been | | invaded, her walls breached everywhere | | and desperate fighting is going on in | | the streets, by a fierce host which | | out-numbers Lankhamar's inhabitants by | | fifty to one -- and equipped with all | | modern weapons. Yet you can save the | | city." | | | | "How?" demanded Fafhrd. | | | | Ningauble shrugged. "You're a hero. You | | should know." | | | | -- Fritz Leiber, "The Swords of | \ Lankhmar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;