Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What is involved in such [close] \ | relationships is a form of emotional | | chemistry, so far unexplained by any | | school of psychiatry I am aware of, | | that conditions nothing so simple as a | | choice between the poles of attraction | | and repulsion. You can meet some people | | thirty, forty times down the years, and | | they remain amiable bystanders, like | | the shore lights of towns that a sailor | | passes at stated times but never calls | | at on the regular run. Conversely, all | | considerations of sex aside, you can | | meet some other people once or twice | | and they remain permanent influences on | | your life. | | | | Everyone is aware of this discrepancy | | between the acquaintance seen as | | familiar wallpaper or instant friend. | | The chemical action it entails is less | | worth analyzing than enjoying. At any | | rate, these six pieces are about men | | with whom I felt an immediate sympat - | | to use a coining of Max Beerbohm's more | | satisfactory to me than the opaque | | vogue word "empathy". | | | \ -- Alistair Cooke, "Six Men" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;