Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A manager was about to be fired, but a \ | programmer who worked for him invented | | a new program that became popular and | | sold well. As a result, the manager | | retained his job. | | | | The manager tried to give the | | programmer a bonus, but the programmer | | refused it, saying, "I wrote the | | program because I though it was an | | interesting concept, and thus I expect | | no reward." | | | | The manager, upon hearing this, | | remarked, "This programmer, though he | | holds a position of small esteem, | | understands well the proper duty of an | | employee. Lets promote him to the | | exalted position of management | | consultant!" | | | | But when told this, the programmer once | | more refused, saying, "I exist so that | | I can program. If I were promoted, I | | would do nothing but waste everyone's | | time. Can I go now? I have a program | | that I'm working on." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;