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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A manager was about to be fired, but a \
| programmer who worked for him invented  |
| a new program that became popular and   |
| sold well. As a result, the manager     |
| retained his job.                       |
|                                         |
| The manager tried to give the           |
| programmer a bonus, but the programmer  |
| refused it, saying, "I wrote the        |
| program because I though it was an      |
| interesting concept, and thus I expect  |
| no reward."                             |
|                                         |
| The manager, upon hearing this,         |
| remarked, "This programmer, though he   |
| holds a position of small esteem,       |
| understands well the proper duty of an  |
| employee. Lets promote him to the       |
| exalted position of management          |
| consultant!"                            |
|                                         |
| But when told this, the programmer once |
| more refused, saying, "I exist so that  |
| I can program. If I were promoted, I    |
| would do nothing but waste everyone's   |
| time. Can I go now? I have a program    |
| that I'm working on."                   |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;