Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "For the man who has everything... \ | Penicillin." | | | \ -- F. Borquin / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;