Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "What is the sound of Perl? Is it not \ | the sound of a wall that people have | | stopped banging their heads against?" | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;