Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hate is like acid. It can damage the \ | vessel in which it is stored as well as | | destroy the object on which it is | \ poured. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;