Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Flirting is the gentle art of making a \ | man feel pleased with himself. | | | \ -- Helen Rowland / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;