Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Our sires' age was worse that our \ | grandsires'. We their sons are more | | worthless than they: so in our turn we | | shall give the world a progeny yet more | | corrupt. | | | \ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;