Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If I had to live my life again, I'd \ | make the same mistakes, only sooner. | | | \ -- Tallulah Bankhead / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;