Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Gnagloot, n.: \ | | | A person who leaves all his ski passes | | on his jacket just to | | | | impress people. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;