Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / < DanielS> still, throne of blood \ | sounds like a movie about overfiend | | | | and virgins or some crap | | | \ -- in #debian-devel / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;