Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I never cheated an honest man, only \ | rascals. They wanted something for | | nothing. I gave them nothing for | | something. | | | \ -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;