Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / University politics are vicious \ | precisely because the stakes are so | | small. | | | \ -- C. P. Snow / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;