Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An ancient proverb summed it up: when a \ | wizard is tired of looking for broken | | glass in his dinner, it ran, he is | | tired of life. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;