Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The average, healthy, well-adjusted \ | adult gets up at seven-thirty in the | | morning feeling just terrible. | | | \ -- Jean Kerr / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;