Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im \ | Leibe dick, an Suden reich. Wir haben | | ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a | | man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt | | er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon | | his head; | | | | We buried him today because | | | | As far as we can tell, he's dead. | | | | -- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by | | his cousin Betty | | | | Sue Bach and written by the local | | doggeral catcher; | | | | "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", | \ Peter Schickele / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;