Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can't seem to bring myself to say, \ | "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." | | It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that | | I can't guess I'll toddle. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;