Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Here is the fact of the week, maybe \ | even the fact of the month. According | | to probably reliable sources, the | | Coca-Cola people are experiencing | | severe marketing anxiety in China. | | | | The words "Coca-Cola" translate into | | Chinese as either (depending on the | | inflection) "wax-fattened mare" or | | "bite the wax tadpole". | | | | Bite the wax tadpole. | | | | There is a sort of rough justice, is | | there not? | | | | The trouble with this fact, as lovely | | as it is, is that it's hard to get a | | whole column out of it. I'd like to | | teach the world to bite a wax tadpole. | | Coke -- it's the real wax-fattened | | mare. Not bad, but broad satiric vistas | | do not open up. | | | | -- John Carrol, The San Francisco | \ Chronicle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;