Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God decided to take the devil to court \ | and settle their differences once and | | for all. | | | | When Satan heard of this, he grinned | | and said, "And just where do you think | \ you're going to find a lawyer?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;