Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /that's a Kludge(TM) It \ | Works(tm) AIX works(TM) | \ no it doesn't => / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;