Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / leverage, n.: \ | | | Even if someone doesn't care what the | | world thinks | | | | about them, they always hope their | \ mother doesn't find out. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;