Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chism's Law of Completion: \ | | | The amount of time required to complete | | a government project is | | | | precisely equal to the length of time | \ already spent on it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;