Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It happened long ago In the new magic \ | land The Indians and the buffalo | | Existed hand in hand The Indians needed | | food They need skins for a roof They | | only took what they needed And the | | buffalo ran loose But then came the | | white man With his thick and empty head | | He couldn't see past his billfold He | | wanted all the buffalo dead It was sad, | | oh so sad. | | | | -- Ted Nugent, "The Great White | \ Buffalo" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;