Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks \ | is aardvark. | | | \ -- Heard on Noahs' ark / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;