Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You must know that a man can have only \ | one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty to | | his own concept of the obligations of | | manhood. All other loyalties are merely | | deputies of that one. | | | \ -- Nero Wolfe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;