Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A man of genius makes no mistakes. His \ | errors are volitional and are the | | portals of discovery. | | | \ -- James Joyce, "Ulysses" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;