Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The holy passion of Friendship is of so \ | sweet and steady and loyal and enduring | | a nature that it will last through a | | whole lifetime, if not asked to lend | | money. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;