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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN      \
| MALES                                   |
|                                         |
| SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The  |
| Hacker (homo computatis) Description:   |
|                                         |
| Gangly and frail, the hacker has a high |
| forehead and thinning hair.             |
|                                         |
| Head disproportionately large and       |
| crooked forward, complexion wan and     |
|                                         |
| sightly gray from CRT illumination. He  |
| has heavy black-rimmed glasses          |
|                                         |
| and a look of intense concentration,    |
| which may be due to a software          |
|                                         |
| problem or to a pork-and-bean           |
| breakfast. Feathering:                  |
|                                         |
| HOMO COMPUTATIS saw a Brylcreem ad      |
| fifteen years ago and believed it.      |
|                                         |
| Consequently, crest is greased down,    |
| except for the cowlick. Song:           |
|                                         |
\ A rather plaintive "Is it up?"          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;