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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ 'Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers    \
| Did buy and gamble in the craze "Beware |
| the Jabberstock, my son! All rosy were  |
| the Dow Jones stokers The cost that     |
| bites, the worth By market's wrath      |
| unphased. that falls!                   |
|                                         |
| Beware the Econ'mist's word, and shun   |
| He took his forecast sword in hand: The |
| spurious Street o' Walls!" Long time    |
| the Boesk'some foe he sought - Sake's   |
| liquidity, so d'vested he, And as in    |
| bearish thought he stood And stood      |
| awhile in thought. The Jabberstock,     |
| with clothes of tweed,                  |
|                                         |
| Came waffling with the truth too good,  |
| Chip Black! Chip Blue! And through And  |
| yuppied great with greed!               |
|                                         |
| and through The forecast blade went     |
| snicker-snack! "And hast thou slain the |
| Jabberstock? It bit the dirt, and with  |
| its shirt, Come to my firm, V.P.ish     |
| boy! He went rebounding back. O big     |
| bucks day! Moolah! Good Play!"          |
|                                         |
| He bought him a Mercedes Toy. 'Twas     |
| panic, and the slithy brokers Did gyre  |
| and tumble in the Crash All flimsy were |
| the Dow Jones stokers And mammon's      |
| wrath them bash!                        |
|                                         |
\ -- Peter Stucki, "Jabberstocky"         /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;