Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers \ | Did buy and gamble in the craze "Beware | | the Jabberstock, my son! All rosy were | | the Dow Jones stokers The cost that | | bites, the worth By market's wrath | | unphased. that falls! | | | | Beware the Econ'mist's word, and shun | | He took his forecast sword in hand: The | | spurious Street o' Walls!" Long time | | the Boesk'some foe he sought - Sake's | | liquidity, so d'vested he, And as in | | bearish thought he stood And stood | | awhile in thought. The Jabberstock, | | with clothes of tweed, | | | | Came waffling with the truth too good, | | Chip Black! Chip Blue! And through And | | yuppied great with greed! | | | | and through The forecast blade went | | snicker-snack! "And hast thou slain the | | Jabberstock? It bit the dirt, and with | | its shirt, Come to my firm, V.P.ish | | boy! He went rebounding back. O big | | bucks day! Moolah! Good Play!" | | | | He bought him a Mercedes Toy. 'Twas | | panic, and the slithy brokers Did gyre | | and tumble in the Crash All flimsy were | | the Dow Jones stokers And mammon's | | wrath them bash! | | | \ -- Peter Stucki, "Jabberstocky" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;