Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A prominent broadcaster, on a big-game \ | safari in Africa, was taken to a | | watering hole where the life of the | | jungle could be observed. As he looked | | down from his tree platform and | | described the scene into his tape | | recorder, he saw two gnus grazing | | peacefully. So preoccupied were they | | that they failed to observe the | | approach of a pride of lions led by two | | magnificent specimens, obviously the | | leaders. The lions charged, killed the | | gnus, and dragged them into the bushes | | where their feasting could not be seen. | | A little while later the two kings of | | the jungle emerged and the radioman | | recorded on his tape: "Well, that's the | | end of the gnus and here, once again, | \ are the head lions." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;